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Why did the dog jump into the fire?
Oliver
(Hedgehogs)
Because he wanted to be a hot dog!


Why don't centipedes play football?
Nico
(Hedgehogs)
By the time they get their boots on the games over!


What did the cat have for breakfast?
James L
(Squirrels)
Mice Krispies


What does a cow cross the road for?
Daniel O'B
(Foxes)
Because he wants to be a chicken!


What did one puppet say to the other?
William
(Foxes)
Do you want a hand?


What do you call paintings done by a cat?
Natalia
(Squirrels)
Paw-traits!


What do frogs drink?
Bertie
(Hedgehogs)
Croaker Cola!


On what days do monsters eat people?
Sofia
(Hedgehogs)
On Chewsdays!


Why can't penguins play football?
Ishaan
(Hedgehogs)
Because they've snow balls!


What do you call a snake with no clothes on?
William G
(Badgers)
S naked!


Why did Adele cross the road?
Betsy
(Foxes)
To say "Hello from the Other Side"!


Why did The Queen go to the dentist?
Daisy
(Squirrels)
To get her teeth crowned!


Why did the skeleton go to the party on his own?
Aoife
(Hedgehogs)
Because he had nobody to go with!


What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
Betsy
(Badgers)
A Bricklayer!


What can't you have for your lunch?
Charlie
(Squirrels)
Breakfast and Dinner!


Why did the chicken climb over the sea wall?
Soham
(Squirrels)
To see what was on the other side!


Why was the teacher cross-eyed?
Aoife
(Squirrels)
Because she couldn't control her pupils!


What monster truck doesn't know the words?
Jonas
(Hedgehogs)
A Hummer!


Why is a pirate a pirates?
William
(Hedgehogs)
Because they arrrrrrghhhh!


Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Michael
(Squirrels)
Because 7 ate 9


Why did the orange run down the hill?
Michael
(Hedgehogs)
It ran out of juice!


Why did the cow cross the road?
Gabriel
(badgers)
To get to the moooooovies!


What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Gabriel
(Foxes)
Dam!


Why did the boy eat his homework? Rachel
(Foxes)
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!


What is the talent show of the sea?
Jonathan (Hedgehogs)
C-Factor!




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